when I look at the bitches I used to call friends.

sodamnrelatable:

then I look at my real ones and we’re all like

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

He’s figured it out.

she wants the h

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So true :L

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jackstroubleinatanktop:

supreme-kitten:

-stonecoldfox:

So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH, OMFG YES

FINALLY AFTER A YEAR ITS BACK ON MY DASH

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ihighlydoubtpeoplehavethis:

this needs to be reblogged every year

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roleykatsu:

libyian:

wtf tumblr is so sassy like

I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.

Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition

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the-companions-doctor:

damsnotonfire:

Yout tried dan, you really did

The irony, it hurts

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aka-fab:

cr4y0l4-cr4y0ns:

s0ur-str4wberry:

peasants make fun of my pink calculator. 

No actually peasants make fun of your color blindness.

peasants make fun of the fact that you dont even have your ask set up :~)

its pink

its my camera dont start shit with me

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tino-oxenstierna:

when you’re unwrapping a candy cane and it breaks

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It all started with a simple photo

forever90s:

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